Roundup of Our Favorite Mom Memes
Written By: Bosky Singh, Moms on Maternity Columnist.
Moms and memes go hand in hand. Everywhere we look we see some hilarious yet relatable mom meme doing the rounds on social media. Here’s a roundup of such mom memes which crack us up…so true and yet there’s a bite to them too. These are some of the mom memes I collected through my mom's whatapp groups, mom friends, and the internet.
“ You look tired.” I have kids. I’m pretty sure this is just my face now.
Friend: Are you getting enough sleep?
Me: Sometimes I close my eyes when I sneeze.
Well, we all crave one thing more than anything else….SLEEP. Don’t we?
My kids call it ‘yelling’ when I raise my voice.
I call it motivational speaking for people who don’t want to listen.
Ironical but true!!!!!
I don’t want to sleep like a baby.
I just want to sleep like my husband.
(My hubby can sleep through a hurricane)
“Are they twins?“
No, I found the extra in the parking lot and thought, Why not?
Every mom’s fantasy…..
Mommy needs to go to Facebook now & pretend I’m a happy single mother, who works out daily, never cries, has perfect kids & doesn't need a man.
You too must have done this at some point..Right mommies?
DEAR BABY, Sorry for all the crumbs I dropped on you while nursing. MUMMA NEEDS TO EAT TOO.`
Sure, sometimes I question my parenting. But to be honest, Sometimes I question my child’s childing.
My kid is turning out just like me. Well played KARMA, WELL PLAYED.
Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night. We all have pretended to look for something which most of the times have been hidden by us like toy car which plays the most annoying music.
Texting between mom friends…
MOM-1: I’m done. I’m selling the kid on eBay
MOM-2: Don’t be crazy. You made him. That goes on Etsy!
Friendship before kids:
“Will you be my bridesmaids?”
Friendship after kids:
“Can I put you as an emergency contact at my kid’s school?”
Sorry, we’re late.
I got into an argument with my 4-year-old about pants.
Yes, I’m a MOM, But I still like to party. AND BY PARTY I mean binge on Netflix and take naps.
I Don’t Have A “9 TO 5” Job.
I Have A “WHEN I OPEN MY EYES TO WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES“ JOB.
My mom once told me, ‘I hope your kids turn out twice as bad as you.’
She didn’t realize one day she’ll be babysitting them.
Never make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep.
They will sense your excitement and abort your mission.
Me: I love you so much. You’re my sweetheart. You know that?
Toddler : * slaps me in my face*
Whenever you feel like a bad parent, just remember that the mom from Home Alone was halfway to Paris before she realized the child was missing.
This one is so relatable…
Me: I could use a good night's sleep.
My Kids: We don’t do that over here.
Well, we all would agree motherhood is not all that it's cracked up to be but yeah we try to make the most of it with a smile on our faces…
Before I had kids, I thought I would be the most chilled-out mom.
But that’s because I didn’t know they break all your things and take 3 years to get out of the car.
Remember those times when you just happened to leave them for a while or when there’s that eery silence and ….
“So, I stepped away for, like, 2 seconds….”
THE BEGINNING OF EVERY PARENTING HORROR STORY, EVER.
Well, when someone asks me about my hobbies I close my eyes and ….(this one has been sent to me by a mom friend a mother of 3 kids)
As a mother, my hobbies include:
Waiting for naptime.
Neglecting my hair.
Picking up after tiny humans.
Wiping tiny butts.
Well, do you remember your moms when you were growing up….
When I was young, I always wondered why my mom was in a bad mood.
Now I am like…..OH.
Every mom could relate to this one. My all-time favorite mom meme…
My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji.
We all do this every day without even realizing it
“ I’m NOT going to ask you again.”
That’s not true.
Yes, I will.
Probably 50 more times.
My kids have turned me into a serial liar.
We all do this one…
“Mommy will think about it.”
Narrator: Mommy never did think about it. She knew it was a “No” all along and just wanted everyone to stfu.
My kids will walk right past their father sitting on the couch and come bang on the shower door for me to open a fruit snack.
OMG !!! This one is so relatable….
I put a pair of jeans on and now my kids are following me around the house asking me where I am going.
Mom life: finding a cheerio in your bra…
Thug life: eating it
Story of every mother…
Me: I’m tired
Women everywhere: Just enjoy the time with your kids. It doesn’t last.
Me: I said I’m tired, not that I hate my children, Janet. I’m allowed to feel things.
Friend: What are you doing today?
Me: Living’ the thug life.
I went from, “ I wanna be a baller shot caller”
“Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo”
I’m still gangta tho.
Mom Confession #114:
I love seeing someone else’s kid having a meltdown in public because it's not my kid.
Motherhood: When going out for one night, takes more planning and preparation than a wedding.
BANG ON IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know you're a mom when going grocery shopping alone feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work.
Shopping with kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over with a plank of wood.
Powered by love.
Fueled by coffee.
Sustained by wine.
FUN PARENT DRINKING GAME:
Take a shot every time your child whines.
LOL don’t do this, you will die.
If I ever go missing, please follow my kids. They can find me, no matter where I try to hide.
One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, energy, and sanity for LOVE!
That’s mom's life in a nutshell…
Bosky Singh is Mom to one boy aged 4. She is a regular columnist for Moms on Maternity.